Posts by Albert Einstein

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I want an avatar!!!

by John Doe in

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Albert Einstein

One that's almost as sexy as me

Why not a pic of yourself Doe??

Because Does picture is not as sexy as he himself...

A.

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Is the book of Job anti-humanist? Zizek's alternative reading.

by slimboyfat in

the book of job has sometimes been read as an anti-humanist reply to the notion that the creator is a god who takes a personal interest in humanity.. job was stricken with illness and various trials.

his three "friends" suggested that he must have done something to offend god for these terrible tribulations to have befallen him.

job protested his innocence.

Albert Einstein

Slim, I dont want to disapoint you by not ading some deep philosophical comment on your topic, but my answer to

Is the book of Job anti-humanist? is:

I dont know. Maybe it anti-humanist and maybe it is humanist.

Ithink its just a very very old writing written by some man living in a very very old time, in very different world and culture.... Iam afraid, that even if you will dig deep deep for hours .... to find out his intentions and feelings... You dig out just whatever you want to...

Albert

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Demonic Possesion of Inaminate Objects

by cantleave in

this is a phenonoma often discussed by jw's.

how unique is this idea to jw's?.

anyone got any good stories on this subject?.

Albert Einstein

I've known people who burn books because they think they're possessed

Yes, actually Adolf Hitler just had a big problem with demons, but the world understood him wrongly...

Albert

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Meeting coming up... help me Flying Spaghetti Monster!

by KingAgag in

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jookbeard said in a recent thread of a sister saying she hadn't seen him for a while to which he replied "that's because i haven't been here.

" i have to attend a few meetings as i will visit my parents who don't know i am fading.

also the memorial and assemblies i still have to attend for a while for the wife's sake.

Albert Einstein

My favourit:

Elder: "Where were you Albert, when you were not at meetings lately?"

Albert: "Oh yes, Iam gonna tell you and you will start going there as well..."

Elder: Completely confused, doesnt dare to ask anything more, thinking "Whats wrong...? He was supposed to apologize to me for missing meetings...."

Albert

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JW in Germany use billboards to invite to an assembly

by Albert Einstein in

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this picture i took about a year ago in munich assembly hall, where it was proudly presented how inventive jw are to invite public to district convention.

its quite unusual for jw (sign of mainstreaming?).

have you ever heard of something similar in other countries - using advertisemnets, billboards etc to preach / invite ?.

Albert Einstein

This picture I took about a year ago in Munich assembly hall, where it was proudly presented how inventive JW are to invite public to District Convention. Its quite unusual for JW (sign of mainstreaming?). Have you ever heard of something similar in other countries - using advertisemnets, billboards etc to preach / invite ?

Albert

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Are Witnesses really this stupid that they need to be told this?

by kurtbethel in

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even after years of study at awake u?.

taken from a yahoo group discussion:.

> on local needs this week, wash hands after using restroom.

Albert Einstein

YES! Hygiene is very inportant!!!

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what is it with women?

by John Doe in

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i swear, i only see women doing this.

picture it--i'm patiently waiting in line at the local sack o shit and watching the woman in front of me stack her mountain of groceries onto the conveyor belt.

now, the grocery store conveyor belts are not 100% conveyor belt--they all have 6 to 8 inches of flat space at the end of the conveyor.